| Why I Hate Avril
Avril Quotes
Humor
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Why does Avril wear a tie?
I know you probally all wondering why Avril wears a tie right? Well the truth is that at first she was a boy, then something happened and one day she woke up in the body of a racoon, and she made a wish that she could be human again, we something went wrong and she had the body of a girl a face of a racoon. She tried to tell every body that she was a guy, but no one believed her, so she figured that if she wore a tie, people would believe her. They didn't, but Avril still wears it to prove them wrong.
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Avril in 11th grade
No tie?Avril had been wearing a tie ever since she made it big, and now again she is not wearing a tie because "It felt like a custume" "Everybody expects me to wear a tie" No people expect you to look dumb. |
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A page from Avrils Diary
Dear Diary,
I can't believe that everybody is calling me a punk, it's like a dream come true! I never would have thought that a preppy girl like me could EVER be called a punk, and to think all I had to do was wear black baggy jeans, a tee shirt, some old sneakers, and arm warmers. People ever think I can play the guitar, I just hold it during my song Complicated and I look cool. No doubt the best invention was this store called Hot Topic they have everything that makes you punk. They sell ties too! Some people have called me a poseur-whats that, I dress punk, I talk punk, I sing punk, I play punk, what could I be doing wrong, after all I listened to whatever me stylist and manager said. Then some people ask me if I know who the Sex Pistols are, why do I have to know who they are? Being punk is hard if you have to know who the sex pistols are! Sometimes I cry, because I miss my mom, I never knew I would have to be away from her more then six hours, now Ill never know if I have a hair out of place, or what to do if some one insults me, I wont have my dad to beat them up. Nick Carter has totally turned punk too, but I turned him down because not enough people know that yet, I asked out Justin Timberlake but he said no I wasnt punk enough for him! How R-U-D-E RUDE! But that punk rock god Derrick for Sum 41 asked me out-I am like soooooo happy! Well I g2g for now this punky princess will be back!
-Avril the punk Lavinge
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Joke from Avril
Avril: Knock-Knock
Other: Whos there
Avril: Interupting cow
Other:Interup...
Avril: MOOOOO
sounds so real when she says it!
What if Avril wore slutty clothes?
Shed look just like Britney!
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"I never claimed to be punk"
Then why does that button say "Kiss me I'm punk"-just wondering? |
Britney at the Super Bowl Half Time Show
Wow Avril, armwarmers are so punk and orignal! |
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